The Journal is Back
By Dan | September 3, 2007
Yes, I have a live journal again. I know no one read the old one (lord0fthebigdogs) or visited my website (www.champzilla.com
), but I’ll pretend that someone out there gives a shit instead of me just typing to myself which is depressing as hell.
I haven’t been up to much. I dated a girl who had two dogs, so I don’t really hate dogs anymore. They can be really annoying, but they’re all after one thing. Food. Who can’t relate to that?
My football picks this year are simple.
AFC EAST- Patriots
AFC NORTH- Bengals
AFC SOUTH- Colts
AFC WEST- Chargers
NFC EAST- Cowboys
NFC SOUTH- Saints
NFC NORTH- Lions
NFC WEST- Seahwaks
Yeah, I know, everything is pretty much what everyone is saying except for the Lions. GOD HELP ME, one of these days it will happen!
NFC CHAMPIONSHIP- Saints over Lions
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP- Pats over Chargers
SUPERBOWL 42- Pats over Saints
When it comes to movies I think the best movie of the summer was Knocked Up. I think Seth Rogen was funny as hell, and the supporting cast was brilliant. Keep em comin’ Apatow!
Worst movie of the summer was Chuck and Larry. BRUTAL! I guess Adam Sandler is a super hunk in this movie who every woman wants to sleep with. What the fuck? This almost ruined Kevin James for me, which is a shame because I love him in King of Queens reruns. Funny premise on paper, but the message of the story is "Hey guyz, don’t say the word fag anymore, alright. It’s mean"
Wicked gay.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW:
Wendy’s. They’re following the Burger King philosophy and abandoning The new Mcdonalds philosophy of caring about what people eat and gone the GLUTTON approach of bigger portions and burgers with 3 times the amount of meat it normally had. Goodbye Big Bacon Classic (one quarter pound patty with 3 strips of bacon) Helooooooooooooooooo BACONATAH!!!!!! (TWO quarter pound patties with SIX strips of bacon) It may be knocking years off my life, but it’s doing it in the most delicious way. Yummers!
FYI- A double quarter pounder cannot be called a "half-pounder" because one who is unfamiliar with McDonalds would assume that a half-pounder would be a single half-pound burger. So cross that off your stand up comedy act, because thats just fuckin ignant dawg.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW:
Balls of Fury. The funniest scene was in the trailer, and aside from a few chuckles this was a Christopher Walken paycheck (who’s still a delight by the way). If you already saw Knocked up and Superbad, see the other great comedy of the summer, Invasion. Laughed my ass off. Aliens invade by puking in people’s coffee. If this could really happen, Honey Dew Donuts would be on top of the world.
Not a fan of Honey Dew.
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