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Champ’s Week 3 Picks, Girls’s Birthdays, and Hot Lesbian Action!
By Dan | September 22, 2007
I decided that I should start off every blog from now on with my football picks, so just in case they hit, I can brag about it later.
My upset pick of the week is HOUSTON over Indy. I said it in the last blog, and I think I’ll stick with it even though Andre Johnson may not play. I think we were all wowed by Indy when they manhandled New Orleans in the season opener, but its becoming more and more apparent that the NFC is incredibly weak and their top teams cannot compete with the most mediocre of AFC teams. Indy almost got upset by the Titans, which showed everyone that this is not the same Colts team that won Superbowl 41. I’m liking Houston’s new QB and their Defense, so I’m thinking this is going to happen.
Does Buffalo even stand a chance? Does any team stand a chance? Pats are insane this year.
Miami over the Jets in Loserbowl 07. The real winners, anyone who’s television does not pick up this game.
Looks like Philly blows again thanks to Dante Mcnabb. Jon Kitna felt the hands of GAWD last week after his concussion. I like how everyone believes this really was a miracle and not A SIGN OF A CONCUSSION. Well, concussion or not, divine intervention must be some kind of factor in the Lions starting 2-0. I’m still riding with Detroit by the Grace of GAW-UD!
Pittsburgh destroys the San Fransisco Silly Nannies.
I’m not buying whatever Tampa Bay is trying to sell me. I’m goin with the Rams to get their first win.
Whale’s Vagina Chargers to finish off Grandpa Brett.
I’ll take Baltimore over Arizona, but I think it could be a close low scoring game. Bet the under on this, whatever it is.
Minnesota Defense will dine on an already underproducing Chiefs offense.
Cleveland was insane last week. That was as high scoring as a Arena League game. I’m taking Oakland this week however, because I just can’t ever seem to pick the Browns. I mean, even a broken clock is right twice a day, right? Enjoy that victory Cleveland.
Is Seattle REALLY favored this week over Cincy? Cincinatti still racked up a shitload of points last week, and Carson Palmer is on fire. Seattle is a NFC team that won’t be able to compete against AFC teams like the Bengals. I’m takin’ the bengals.
Broncos over Jaguars I guess. I could give two shits.
Atlanta is obviously the worst team in the NFL. If you’re playing Survival Football, keep picking any team playing against Altlanta. Carolina takes this one easy.
Washington over the second shittiest football team in New York.
Dallas over Chicago. Whoever thinks Chicago is winning the NFC, think again.
Saints will finally get their first win after playing two games of absolute ass-suck. Titans are too young to do anything just yet.
Well now that that’s out of the way, lets switch gears. I was talking to a friend who asked if it was Ok for her boyfriend to miss her birthday dinner with her family to see a football game.
If your a guy in your twenties, and you don’t realize how important a birthday is to a girl, you need to get your antenna up. Not only is a girl’s birthday important, but the weekend before it, the weekend after it and all the days in between are just as important. Girls love their birthday so much they want to extend it into a birthday week. Its an excuse for them to have all their friends fall all over them while they drink their ass off all while wearing a goofy hat.
Honestly, there are exceptions to missing a girlfiends birthday. Sox playoffs, Sox/Yankees, Celtics Courtside, Pats Playoffs, or the Superbowl (No hockey games allowed). Unfortunately if you do blow off the birthday to see one of these, you made sure that you won’t be getting laid for a long time, so hope to GOD the home team wins.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW- Brady Bunch girls getting it on. Its now coming out that both Marsha Brady and Jan Brady engaged in lesbian activity while shotting the Brady Bunch tv show. I can’t begin to tell you how great this is. I remember when the hot mexican chick from Lost started seeing the female terminator from terminator 3. I knew that it was probably the hottest thing ever, until I heard about this. I get filled with such joy in my heart when I hear that two hot famous girls are hooking up, much much more joy than hearing that Bono just raised another million dollars for AIDS research. Kudos to Marsha and Jan.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW- Sweet Potato fries. I don’t care if they’re good for me, they taste brutal.
WICKED WICKED WICKED GAY!
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