Archive for October, 2007
NFL Picks Week… 8? I Think… Saw 4 Swimming, Exercises, and Such and Such
Saturday, October 27th, 2007NFL Picks
Pittsburgh over Cincinatti- Pittsburgh let me down last week, but they’re gonna rebound against a so-so Bengals team.
Indy over Carloina- Yes. I want Indy undefeated against the Pats. Its gonna be AWSHUM!
Titans over Raiders- I know I said I’m liking the Raiders, but […]
Holy Shit They’re Still in the NFL Awards, CocaCola Zero, World Series, EVites
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
So it turns out the court order the Texans filed against me does hold up in the state of Texas. No more Texans picks from me. Sorry guys, you almost pulled it out of the fire, with Sage Rosenfels. Thats hard to do!
Which brings me to my next topic. Every week I […]
Week 7 picks, Darjeering Limited, Heroes, Harry Potter, Week 10 Quest
Saturday, October 20th, 2007
Its the all important 7th week in the NFL and here’s my can’t miss picks:
Detroit over Tampa Bay- Tampa Bay has surprised me thus far, but their shitty pass defense is no match for Jon BY GAWD Kitna and his many targets.
New England over Miami. The Patriots over […]
In Love, Wendy’s, World Series, Perfect High Five
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
I’m in love. I’ve never felt this way about anything before. Its as if love is a big warm blanket and I’m totally snuggling with it. I have butterflies in the stomach, I’m totally distracted at work, utterly utterly utterly in love. Unfortunately it won’t last, because I’m already halfway done with the book. […]
Hampster Rescue Recognition, Blog Growth, Internet Scam
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
I have wicked bad heartburn right now. Basically I got a big bag of chocalate chip cookies from the third grade teacher whose hamster I rescued. After eating about ten of these before teaching swimming lessons I knew I made a huge mistake. I was going to feel every single cookie when I got into […]
Piss Poor Picks, Drinking in Lowell, Annoying Parents, and Sweet Nuts
Monday, October 15th, 2007So after 6 weeks I’m 60 percent on my picks, doin shitty in fantasy and am officially DEAD in my survival football pool. But the important thing is, the Pats are 6-0 baby!
I still don’t think 60 percent is bad, but I could be doing a lot better.
I hear that Tony Dungy is […]
A Laminated Letter
Sunday, October 14th, 2007
Dear Original 81, Thanks for the heads up on the popcorn. You’re my bitch, Randy Fucking Moss
Week Six Pix, Bartending School, Halloween, and Maybe Some Baseball
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
Week six in the NFL
The big game everyone is talking about is Dallas vs. New England. After barely beating Buff N’ Blow and turning over the ball six times, Dallas has decided to begin trash talk directed towards the class of the sports world. I’m so pissed that I’m predicting a shutout. […]
Greatest Movie Ever, McDonalds, Tivo, Desert Island Picks
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
I just saw the greatest movie ever.
Its a documentary called the "King of Kong" and its about an average guy trying to take the world record of Donkey Kong away from the current record holder Billy Mitchell. Now the funny thing is Billy Mitchell just happens to be the World’s Biggest Asshole […]
Week 5 Picks, Baseball Postseason, Bruins, and More!
Saturday, October 6th, 2007Still having a rough time with picks, but its all turning around now.
If you bet the house on Dallas like i said, your not homeless, so be thankful.
Titans over Altanta: Vince Young has looked impressive, and the Falcons are easily one of the worst […]