Week 5 Picks, Baseball Postseason, Bruins, and More!

Still having a rough time with picks, but its all turning around now.

If you bet the house on Dallas like i said, your not homeless, so be thankful.

Titans over Altanta:  Vince Young has looked impressive, and the Falcons are easily one of the worst three teams in the NFL.  I think Tiatns take this no prob.

Houston over Miami:  Houston isnt a bad team, but they had a bad game last week.  Look for them to get back on track against an ABYSMAL Miami team.

Jaguars over KC:  I’m not sold on KC, and think they’ve had some luck this season, but its gonna run out when they play the Jags.

Arizona over St.Louis:  Krazy Komeback Kurt goes nuts on his old team.  Yup, St. Louis is no match for KKK.   (Gus Ferotte as your starting QB?  What the fuck are you keeeding?!?) 

New England flushes down the Browns.

Saints get a win over Carolina.  Carolina Defense is brutal, as is the Saints.  I’m giving the Saints this one only because they’re coming off a bye.

New York SuckAss over the New York AssSuck.  Who fuckin cares.

Steelers over Seattle.  I know a lot of people are smelling upset here, but I’ll stick with Pittsburgh.

UPSET PICK OF THE WEEK-  Lions over Washington.  Is this really an upset?  Lions have been playing good ball, give em a break.

Indy over Tampa

Denver over Whale’s Vagina.  Whale’s Vagina has made themselves the laughing stock of the NFL.  Time to bring Marty back.

Ravens over the San Fransisco Silly Nannies.  

Green Bay over a beaten up Bears team

Dallas over Buff N’ Blow

I’m liking the postseason on TBS.  Lets just have sweeps all around and get this shit over with.  Sox vs. Rox World Series.

Bruins looked great last night.  Not the playing hockey part, but the fighting part.  I’m hoping this is the whole season.  Lose every game, but get in unescessary but entertaining fights.  First pick baby!

Funniest shows on TV:

10.)  Late Show with David Letterman
9.)  Best Week Ever
8.)  The Colbert Report
7.)  Late Night with Conan O’Brien
6.)  Robot Chicken
5.)  American Dad
4.)  The Sarah Silverman Program
3.)  Family Guy
2.)  South Park
1.)  The Office

No one else comes even close to these.  

Is anyone else gay for the Celtics right now?  KG, The Truth, and Big Gay Ray.  Looks like we’re going for #17

Favorite bars to watch a game at:

The Wave (Waltham)
Halfway Cafe (Various NE locations)
Sully’s Tap (Boston)
Goodtime Billiards (Scumerville)
Firefly’s (Framingham)
The Bars at Mohegan Sun
Summer Shack (Various NE locations)
On the Hill Tavern (Slumerville)
Joe Sent Me (Cambridge)

I need to find more for my plan to watch every Pats game at a different bar every week.  Guess I’ll be headin to Fenway after the Sox are done.

CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW-  Me.  I saved a Hamster on Monday and now I am a hero to the schoolchildren of Arlington.  The Hamster had its head wedged in a hole in a floor panel, so with safety gloves, liquid soap, and brawn I managed to pull the Hamster out after a 20 minute struggle.  All I need to do now is write a folksong about it.

CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ GAY RIGHT NOW-  New York.  If there’s one thing I like better than Boston Sports teams kicking ass, its New York Teams sucking ass.  Both football teams are abysmal, the Mets has a monumental collapse and lost the NL East, and the Yankees lose a game due to God sending a plague of locusts to attack their pitching staff.  At least they have a good hockey team this year.   

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!