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Greatest Movie Ever, McDonalds, Tivo, Desert Island Picks
By Dan | October 9, 2007
I just saw the greatest movie ever.
Its a documentary called the "King of Kong" and its about an average guy trying to take the world record of Donkey Kong away from the current record holder Billy Mitchell. Now the funny thing is Billy Mitchell just happens to be the World’s Biggest Asshole and the best movie villain since Darth Vader. This is easily my favorite movie of all time now, and hands down the best movie of the year. If you ever thought that you could be a record holder at a video game, checkout www.twingalaxies.com
to see the score you have to beat.
See this movie in the theatres if you still can, or just put it at the top of your Netflix que. You won’t be diddapointed, it is as inspirational as the first Rocky.
McDonalds Monopoly game is back, meaning I’ll be eating McDonalds even more than I usually do. I have a feeling this is my year for the monopoly game. I remember when it first came out in 4th grade. I had a Park Place, which meant all I needed to win the million dollar grand prize was Boardwalk. After telling all the kids this at recess this, I had one of my friends tell me that he had a Boardwalk piece. At first I thought it was bullshit, but the kid kept insisiting he had one, so I called him up at home that night expaining how we were gonna go through with this and how we’d split up the cash. I was elated, thinking I was on easy street. No more sharing a room with my brother, no more having to go to school, we could actually move to Disney World and be happy forever. Turned out the kid was a pathological liar.
Still pisses me off.
Time to answer YOUR fan mail!
remdawgfan04 writes: Champ, what is currently on your Tivo recording schedule?
Good question. As of right now my my season passes are (in no particular order)
South Park
House
Lost
Sarah Silverman Program
The Office
FOX NFL Sunday
King of Queens
Intervention
30 Rock
Family Guy
American Dad
Robot Chicken
The Simpsons
SportsCenter
Czilla_is_a_qt writes: lol champ u r so awsum!!1!
That’s not a question, but thanks, I feel awesome.
Wsheyewuzchamp writes: Champ, I love the office too! I was watching that episode where they played the dessert island game and was wondering "hey, what would champ’s picks be?"
Damn, I’ll have to think about that one.
If I remember the episode your thinking of, the game asked for 3 books, 5 dvds and one person to have sex with on the island.
Person to have sex with: Eva Mendez. I think she’s just crazy sexy, and that would be my choice above any other woman.
3 books:
2007 Almanac- The only thing I actually enjoy reading is the most updated Almanac. It may make me a freak, but I always have something to read.
Leaves of Grass- I know I’m the only guy on this island and Eva Mendez has no other choice, but I’m pretty sure she’d still resist having sex with me and try to ‘just be friends’. Hopefully seeing this book would make her think that I was sensitive and I wouldn’t have to work that hard to get in her pants. You heard right folks, I’m so fucked up I get turned down in my fantasies.
Where’s Waldo- Still gets me every time.
5 Dvds-
Anchorman- My favorite comedy.
Batman Begins- Greatest movie ever made by humans that is not a documentary on Donkey Kong.
Kill Bill 1- Just so I can get the whole story before I watch…
Kill Bill 2- I’m all about Bill.
King of Kong- I’m still absolutely fascinated by this film.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW- www.dundermifflininfinity.com When its fully operational, it will be myspace for office fans. Honestly, I don’t wanna socialize with anyone who is not a fan of that show from now on. Use Schrute bucks to buy desk items, choose favorite office characters, and basically do all the stuff you do on myspace. yay!
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW- Boneless Buffalo Wings. Why did these become so popular? Meat tastes better coming off the bone, and boneless wings add a fork and knife to the equation. What a pussy way to eat buffalo wings. Not only are boneless wings wicked gay, but people who actually prefer them are gay too. Man up and eat your chicken to the bone.
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