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Week Six Pix, Bartending School, Halloween, and Maybe Some Baseball
By Dan | October 13, 2007
Week six in the NFL
The big game everyone is talking about is Dallas vs. New England. After barely beating Buff N’ Blow and turning over the ball six times, Dallas has decided to begin trash talk directed towards the class of the sports world. I’m so pissed that I’m predicting a shutout. New England 35 Dallas ZERO.
Tennessee over Tampa Bay. Hard to win games with no running game. Good luck to the Buccs.
Chicago over Vikes. Chicago’s scary D is gettin healthy and comin back together. Should be a good defensive game since both offenses suck and they are the two best defenses in the NFC. Bet the under.
Jags over Houston. AFC South really is the best division in the league this year, and I’m smellin’ a good ball game between these two teams.
Cleveland over Miami. Miami is officially the worst team in the AFC, and arguably the NFL. Cleveland takes this one easy.
Ravens over St.Louis. Is Gus Ferotte Hot? He is not. St. Louis will stay winless.
UPSET SPECIAL: Washington over Green Bay. Farve won’t survive this defense.
Bengals over KC. I hope LJ never gets goin’ again.
Philly over the New York AssSuck
Arizona over Carolina. Kurt Warner vs. Vinny T? Are you friggin’ kiddin me? Arizona wins geriatric bowl 07.
Whale’s Vagina over Oakland. Looks like WV is back in full force. Too bad, I was really diggin’ the Raiders this year.
Seattle over New Orleans Taints. Did anyone else find it in bad taste for Saints management to call for another hurricane?
New York SuckAss over Atlanta.
So I suffered through a break up for the past couple of months and now there’s one thing on my mind. Moving out. Unfortunately it requires money, which I just don’t have. Time for second job. I’ve decided to invest my football winnings into bartending school to be a weekend bartender somewhere. I’m sick of people telling me to go back to school to get my masters in teaching. I want absolutely nothing to do with this country’s public schools. Its not worth it, and theres absolutely no money. If I bartend I’ll be making the same amount as I would teaching, get to watch all the games, and work the same amount of hours as a teacher. Teaching sucks ass, beer rules.
So I went to witches woods at nashoba valley with a group of jr. high school students last night for a boys and girls club youth leader trip. Chaperoning isnt that bad. Basically you get paid to sit and eat fied dough. A bunch of the girls kept convincing me to in the haunted houses, but I didn’t want to. I never liked those things, they give me the creeps. They finally convinced me to go on a haunted hay ride.
First of all, there was no hay. I guess I won’t say I was dissapointed, but it was the first thing I noticed. Couldn’t we have just called it "Haunted Flatbed"? I sat in between a bunch of the girls I coach from swim team. Its amazing how scared they get from people popping out of trees wearing makeup screaming "boo". I guess the novelty wears off as an adult, but maybe I didnt let my guard down enough to let myself be scared. I kept looking 20 feet ahead looking for the really big fat trees saying to myself "I bet a guy is behind there." Most of the time I was right. It was fun seeing the kids enjoy it, but I guess it’s just not for me anymore.
Those Rockies are scary. They’ve won 19 of there last 20 games, or something ridiculous like that. I know they’re national league, but thats still impressive.
How bout those Sox. Lookin damn hell ass good against the Indians. Looks like a Sox/Rox world series after all.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW: Hockey. I’m going to my first AHL game of the season tonight. That’s right, I’m missing most of the Sox game to see a Lowell Devils game. Why? Because these games are too much fun to pass up. 8 dollar seats, no beer cut off (unless you puke or something), ginger kids getting beaten by their peers with inflatable thunder sticks, and if you want- a hockey game. Lowell is a prime place to see minor league hockey and/or baseball because its right in a district known as "the brewery district". Beer beer beer beer beer beer and more beer. If you’ve never been, highly recommend it. If you don’t happen to live in Lowell, go to www.theahl.com
and find a team near you. Its time to support hockey again guys. It needs our help.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW: Hockey. I just read the the Nashville Predators are in danger of losing their team to Kansas City. Nashville has some of the most passionate and die hard fans in the NHL, which is really saying something for a relatively new franchise. So what do NHL higher ups like Wayne Gretzky suggest? Move it to Canada! How about moving your suck ass Coyotes to Canada prick. Its embarassing to have a hockey team in the desert any ways. Leave the Preds where they are, and where they’ll be loved. Canada can stay where it belongs, crammed up its own ass.
Can you imagine Nashville without hockey anyways? Wicked gay.
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