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Week 7 picks, Darjeering Limited, Heroes, Harry Potter, Week 10 Quest
By Dan | October 20, 2007
Its the all important 7th week in the NFL and here’s my can’t miss picks:
Detroit over Tampa Bay- Tampa Bay has surprised me thus far, but their shitty pass defense is no match for Jon BY GAWD Kitna and his many targets.
New England over Miami. The Patriots over Junior Seau’s rebound girls. No brainer.
Saints over Notsohotlanta. Benching Joey isnt gonna stop the Falcons bleeding.
New York AssSuck over the San Fransisco Silly Nannies. Giants arent looking bad, and are on target for another embrassingly awful first round playoff loss.
Washington over Arizona. I was liking the return of Kurt Warner. He went from rags to riches back to rags then to a point where he was just plain embarassing and then to riches again. Now injured. Tim Rattay looks GAWFUL as a QB, so I’ll go with a solid Skins team this year.
Raiders over KC. I’m still liking Oakland this year. Team of the future I say.
Cincinatti Bungholes over the New York Suckass. Thats right, Cincy has been playing so shittily they earned themselves an embarassing nick name on this blog. Too bad that my most loyal reader is my mom when I ask her to proofread. (I edit the swears)
Eagles over Bears. I know, I know. An Eagle beating a Bear? But the way I see it, its a sickly eagle fighting Teddy Ruxpin with the way these teams are playing.
Seattle over the Rams. Gus Ferotte? Still not hot.
Cowgirls over Vikings.
Steelers over Broncos. Steelers are gonna open the Broncos up.
UPSET PICKS:
Houston over Titans. I know that Houston has asked me to stop picking their team, but I consulted a lawyer and they can’t get a court order because the legal system doesn’t believe in jinxes.
Buff n’ Blow over Ravens.
Jags over Indy. I have become so pissed with sports writers who think that the Colts are playing just as good if not better than the Pats. WHAT ZEE FUCK, ARE YOU KEEDING?!?!?! I hope Indy gets the shit kicked out of them.
So I saw the Darjeering Limited today. I wanted to see Saw 8, but its still 4 years away. I dont know what to make of Wes Anderson as a director. I leave his movies feeling so underwhelmed. I mean, they’re entertaining enough, but does anyone find the "walking in slow motion to hits from the seventies scenes" cool anymore?
But Dan, don’t you see, thats his style. Every director has his or her own style. My film professor really opened up my eyes to this.
Maybe he should copy Martin Scorcese’s style. Making movies that arent wicked gay.
I finally finished the first season of Heroes thanks to the magic of Netflix. I really liked it a lot. Kind of like the X-Men movies. I read somewhere that they are making a spinoff of the series to air during the mid season hiatus. Its called Heroes: Origins and its basically a one hour episode based on some random hero every episode, and at the end of all the origins the viewer can vote online to see which new hero gets added to the series. Most people think this is a good idea, but I think its wicked gay. Cant we just have a spinoff of the Malcom McDowell character or the George Takei character? Why bring democracy into this and have people vote. People dont know what they want, we have Hollywood to do it for us. Hope this isnt as bad as it sounds.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW- Dumbledore. J.K Rowling shocked fans and sent a lot of people in an uproar after outing one of her most beloved characters. Frankly I’d be more shocked if Rowling came out and said one of the characters in the Harry Potter universe was actually straight.
Fan: Excuse me Ms. Rowling, I have a question. How much poon does Dumbledore score with his high ranking in the Wizard’s school?
J.K. Rowling: Oh, he’s gay, didn’t you know? I touched on it in Chapter 7 of Harry Potter and the Erotic Towel Snaps.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW- Bye Week Shennanigans. Goin up to Funspot in NH to break the 2 player Rampage, Contra, and Simpsons World Records with my friend Tom. You have to make life exciting when the Patriots are on a break. Now I really will be a champ.
And P.S.–I’m breaking these records drunk off my ass.
Not in the least bit gay. Its wicked HAWWWWT!
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