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Holy Shit They’re Still in the NFL Awards, CocaCola Zero, World Series, EVites
By Dan | October 23, 2007
So it turns out the court order the Texans filed against me does hold up in the state of Texas. No more Texans picks from me. Sorry guys, you almost pulled it out of the fire, with Sage Rosenfels. Thats hard to do!
Which brings me to my next topic. Every week I realize that a player plays in the NFL who I thought was long gone. So its time for the HOLY SHIT THEY’RE STILL IN THE NFL AWARDS!
Sage Rosenfels- No way! When I heard this name announced as the Texans backup QB I nearly shit my pants. I had no idea he was still in the league. Good for yooooooou.
Vinny Testeverde- He can still get er done while collecting social security checks. Good for yoooooou.
Priest Holmes- NO FUCKIN SHIT! I thought he died in a grease fire two years ago. Good for yoooooooooou.
Trent Dilfer- The man who Quarterbacked the 2000 superbowl Ravens (the worst offense to ever win the superbowl) is still hanging in there. Good for yooooooooooou.
Jeff Garcia- Still amazes me that this guy can still play at the level he’s playing despite the fact that he’s 2 inches away from technically being a midget. Good for yoooooooou little guy.
Gus Ferrotte- This asshole shouldnt evern be playing Arena League football. Thats how bad he is. Not good for anyone.
Tim Rattay- No way, its Rattay. Too bad he’s still gay.
Maybe Drew Bledsoe can make a comeback? Boogalie?
I tried Coca Cola Zero a few months ago and didnt care for it. It tasted exactly like Coke, which I dont like to begin with. If I was a fan of regular coke id be rejoicing that they found this drink. But now I tried Cherry Coke Zero. It is the cats ass. Im drinkin Cherry Coke with NO CALORIES! Its awshum!
I knew all along the Sox would come back. Hopefully we’ll have a long series where we get to see a World Title won IN Fenway Park.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW- Free Tacos! Taco Bell announced the Steal a Base, Steal a Taco deal. If a base is stolen in the World Series, America gets a free taco. This is awesome. If the Red Sox somehow lose the entire series due to a stolen base, its ok, cuz i get a free taco! Nummy num num nummy nums!
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW- Evites. Ive gotten so sick of Evites that ive started using them for EVERYTHING. I actually sent out an evite to my friends before I visited their house. I was the first to reply too. Now I’m gonna write evites to people before I go to Wendy’s and get pissed when they dont show. Nice Netiquette jerks!
Hahaha. Wicked gay.
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