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NFL Picks Week… 8? I Think… Saw 4 Swimming, Exercises, and Such and Such
By Dan | October 27, 2007
NFL Picks
Pittsburgh over Cincinatti- Pittsburgh let me down last week, but they’re gonna rebound against a so-so Bengals team.
Indy over Carloina- Yes. I want Indy undefeated against the Pats. Its gonna be AWSHUM!
Titans over Raiders- I know I said I’m liking the Raiders, but Titans have been flying under the radar, much like they did last year. Titans get the pick.
Cleveland over the Rams. Rams are now officially worst in the NFL.
New York AssSuck over Miami in London Silly Nanny Stadium. Giants aren’t looking bad, but Miami could upset and get their first win. I guess I don’t see that happening what with Ronnie Brown out.
The San Diego Whale’s Vagina over Houston- You got your wish Texans. No more picks for you. Hope your happy.
The Tampa Bay Fuckinqueers (nyahahaha) over the Faguars (meh). Garcia’s gonna pull that leprecaun luck out for this game.
The New Orleans Taints over the San Fransisco Silly Nannies. Nawlins is gonna keep it goin.
The New England RIGHT HAND OF GAWD over the Redskins. Forget the Star Wars refrences, if the NFL was Jurassic Park, the Patriots are lookin RAPTOR smart. Get ready Indianapolis Muldoons, you’ll never see us comin.
Denver over Green Bay. Denver looked good last week against a solid Steelers team, and I see the same thing happening against a solid Packers team.
UPSETS!!!!!!
Lions over Bears. So the bears are gonna stop sukcing just because they’re in Chicago? No way. Kitna’s gonna destroy these assholes.
Vikings over Eagles. Eagles blow now. Vikes are at least halfway decent.
Buff N Blow over The New York Suckass. I wouldn’t put the Jets in the favorite column against San Diego State. What are we thinking yahoo?
So I saw Saw 4 today. I really liked it up until the end, where I had no idea what the fuck was going on. Really cool devices this time around. Can’t wait for Saw 5 where a guy has to cut his own head off to save himself.
What’s the deal with making me invest in secondary and tertiary characters from the previous Saw movies. I shouldn’t have to pay closer attention to the black guy from Saw 2 to understand whats going on in Saw 4. Too confusing for me.
And where the Hell is Carey Elwes from the original Saw. Can you really die from sawing off your own foot? I thought that your brain tells your body to stop sending blood after a limb is lost. Maybe I’m wrong, I flunked out of medical school. Still, no reason Carey can’t come back.
" Ello’, im jig saw now i am i am"
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HOT RIGHT NOW- Swimming for your health. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t do that faggy shit, but there’s no reason you can’t. Your not as straight as me. All you have to do is time yourself swimming 50 yards of front crawl. If it takes you 1 minute, take a 1 minute rest, and then swim 50 yards again. Repeat over and over. Not only does it keep you in shape, its simple and you’ll find that you’ll swim the 50 yards faster and faster the more you do this exercise.
Swim Golf is another exercise that I give to my experienced adult swimmers during their lessons. Same thing as the aforementioned exercise, but this time you count your strokes. The next 50 yds you swim you try to complete it faster, but with less strokes. The slower you swim the smoother your strokes are and the faster you move. Let your strokes do their work, you fuckin fucks.
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW- Still not Wendy’s Chili. Just had some last night. It was so good I wanted to put my dick in it if it weren’t so scalding hot.
I guess I could refrigerate it and then put my dick in it, but that would be gay.
Cold Chili?
Wicked gay.
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