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NFL Week 9 Picks! Fall TV, New Movie Trailers, Celtics Home Opener
By Dan | November 3, 2007
Its the all important 9th week in the NFL and here’s the Champiest picks on the net!
The Tampa Bay Fuckinqueers (still lovin’ that name) over the Arizona Cardinals. Arizona is just too inconsistent for me to pick them.
Detroit Lions over the Denver Broncos. My pick to win the NFC is slowly getting there. Jon BY GAWD Kitna has decided to stop throwing interceptions and just get sacked ALL THE TIME. I think he realized that with a sack he still gets to keep the ball, which is good for everybody. Lions get the pick.
Titans over the Panthers. Titans are playing good ball, Panthers kinda sorta blow.
The Whale’s Vagina Chargers over the Minnesota Vikings. Chargers seem to have finally gotten it together, and the Vikings Defense is lookin shitty now. I’m officially jumpin off the Viking bandwagon for the rest of the season.
The Taints over the Faguars. Saints have also gotten it together, and Reggie Bush aint lookin too bad. I’ll take them over a Garrard-less Jaguar offense.
Redskins over the New York SuckAss. Just for the record, there is no running up the score in the NFL. If you don’t like players scoring points against you, play some fucking defense. Redskins should be ashamed of themselves because of last week.
Cleveland over Seattle. Seahwaks aint been lookin too good lately. I’m gettin on the Browns bandwagon.
The RIGHT HAND OF GAWD New England Patriots over the Indianassholelick Colts. Patriots 137 Colts -2. The Pats will find a way to make that happen.
Oakland over Houston. Oh man, I wanna pick Houston so bad. Oakland is starting McCown as QB. Fuckin Houston.
Dallas over Philly. Dallas is really derp a derp derp, but Philly has just been way too derpyderpdopmeow.
Pittsburgh Steelers over Ravens.
UPSETS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green Bay over KC
houston over oakland
Silly Nannies over Atlanta
Buff N’ Blow over the Bengals
I’ll have to take it back about Sarah Silverman Program, it hasn’t been funny this season. I keep tuning in to hope it will give me some yucks, but it sucks now.
South Park hasnt been as good as it used to be either. What was the point of making a 3 part series on imaginationland?
The Office seems to be the only show that has been hitting on all cylinders. Dwight attemting to pee in an empty coke can in the back seat of a PT cruiser was hilarious. I laughed so hard I had to pause my tivo because I had tears in my eyes.
House has been excellent too. I guess I don’t care about the show anymore, I just want to see the character that is "House". Hugh Laurie does House so brilliantly, it truly is a pleasure every tuesday to watch that show.
Does anyone else miss Lost? I feel so empty on Wednesdays not having it around.
Screw Summer movies, the new trend in Hollywood is Holiday movies, and we’re getting ready for two awesome looking action flicks.
I saw the preview for I am Legend. Will Smith is the last man on Earth, and he fights zombie mutants at night. Oh, and p.s, its in IMAX. Sign this n-word up!
I also saw the greatest preview in the history of mankind. Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. Besides the fact I don’t know what Requiem means (French for two?) this movie was 5 minutes of Alien killing people, Predator killing people, Alien killing Predator, and Predator killing Alien. Predator usually kills people by using his shoulder cannon to blow off their heads, or punching his talons through someone’s chest. Alien kills people by slicing them in half or burning them with acid. You can imagine how much ass this movie is gonna kick.
AVP 2 comes out at Christmas, I assume to make the oscar deadline. Screw Church, I’m seeing this instead.
Getting gay with the Celtics 2007-2008 has kicked off, and the first game was awshum. KG with 20 rebounds!!!! Paul Pierce and Ray Allen kicking ass! Rondo and Scalabrene actually doing stuff! Get on this bandwagon people, you shant be dissapointed.
The Bruins are doing swell too.
As is the Revolution (but its ok, you don’t have to watch them)
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ HAWT RIGHT NOW- Netflix. Not only can I relive creepy-ass movies from my childhood (Return to OZ) but I can download movies to my PC and watch them at any time. I just finished watching Pan’s Labrynth, man was that fucked up.
Also, I can watch all the episodes of Heroes second season to get me caught up. Its shweet!
CHAMP TELLZ YOU WHATZ WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW- Spoof Movies. They’ve seemed to have gotten out of hand. I was very upset with the preview of the Comebacks which showed the actors parodying Dodgeball. Dodgeball doesnt need to be parodied, it was a comedy. Other things that don’t need to be parodied in spoof movies, Napoleon Dynamite and Borat, but those were copied in Date Movie and Epic Movie.
What Hollwood needs to do now is make one movie that will kill all these spoof movies. Its called "Spoof Movie", and it will contain hilarious parodies of:
Naked Gun
Naked Gun 2 1/2
Naked Gun 33 1/3
Hot Shots
Hot Shots Part Deux
Spy Hard
2001: A Space Travesty
Wrongfully Accused
Airplane
Airplane 2
Spaceballs
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Date Movie
Epic Movie
How about instead of a Napoleon Dynamite look-a-like wearing a shirt that says "Don’t Vote For Pedro", we can have a Napoleon Dynamite look-a-like wearing a shirt that says Don’t Not Vote for Pedro". Nyerp!
Wicked gay
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