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The Sit N’ Bull Pub, Family Guy ESB
By Dan | November 12, 2007
So the Sit N’ Bull Pub in Maynard Massachusetts is no more. Had to close after coming to the realization that it would not be able to afford a new sprinkler system. The bash held last night, which was originally intended to be a fundraiser, was a goodbye party.
I have some fond memories of the Sit N’ Bull. It was the bar all the camp counselors would head to at the end of the week at Camp Sewataro. We used to put AC/DC on the juke box, oder well-done french fries, the chunky salsa with the fried-dough-like tortilla chips, and we’d play pool. The pool table used to have a big chalk cone next to it so you could use it to help your grip or something. We just used it for pranks. One time I was able to draw an entire face on someone’s back without them realizing it, thanks to the chalk cone.
Sit N’ Bull had naked photo hunt. It’s photo hunt but with photos of naked ladies. The ladies weren’t really attractive, and it wasn’t very hot at all, but I always found it easy to find the mistakes in naked photo hunt. Three breasts? A penis? I just racked up the points.
The manager, Ted, was always nice to us. Even when business was slow one day, he bought us a round of drinks because it was out last day of camp.
Sit N’ Bull was also a great place to visit at St.Patrick’s Day. Plenty of live music and BBQ. Hard to beleive its gone.
It always sucked to go to the Bull to watch a game. Only one of the three tv’s worked, the bartender seemed to go down to the basement to nap, and the place would be empty.
Also, a lot of weird people were down at that place. Crazy wrestling guy, crazy eye guy, crazy quentin tarantino look alike guy. Actually, come to think of it, they were all the same guy (and I never got to say goodbye).
R.I.P.– Sit N’ Bull Pub
Apparently a Empire Strikes Back episode of Family Guy is coming in the future, with the Giant Chicken playing Boba Fett. Giant Chicken as Boba Fett is absolutely perfect, but who’s going to play Yoda and the Emperor. I’m hoping the Emperor is Death and Yoda is the Peg-legged-pirate guy. Anyone else have ideas?
I hope Family Guy and Robot Chicken don’t just stop at Star Wars for movie themes. There’s plenty of stuff out there to poke fun at.
IT’S OK TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH ON…..
Tim Thomas, Bruins Goaltender. Almost 50 saves against the Sabres on Saturday in a game where the Bruins were barely playing any offense at all.
Something else happened at the Bruins game that arguably helped the Bruins more than great goaltending: after years of trying, I finally made it on jumbotron. I tried to get in the way of a group with signs that spelled out ‘go bruins’ by doing my Hulk Hogan poses. Unfortunately, only my arm got on, but the camera man was so impressed with my awesome-ocity that he asked me to do it again at the next break. I did the Hulk Hogan pose-down and single handidly won us the game (with a little help from Tim Thomas). Feel free to send flowers, candy and Omaha steaks to my home adress as a thank you for the Bruins not sucking as bad (please no Mylar baloons. they very slowly deflate and i don’t have the heart to throw them away.)
OFF THE E-VITE LIST FOR GOOD…
Veterans. Not all Veterans, but just the select few that are whining that they didn’t get to meet the Patriots on Veteran’s Day.
Pats are busy trying to win us a SuperBowl. They don’t have time to sign autographs for some bratty kids. Tom Brady doesn’t even like kids. When he had a kid of his own he threw money at the mom and went on banging supermodels. Some people find that appauling, but not me. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS!
And it’s turning out that the Pats never planned on going, because they never heard of the meet and greet. Just because you say out loud you want to meet a Patriot, doesn’t mean its going to happen (rule may not apply to meeting Ellis Hobbes)
WHAT’S HOT RIGHT NOW…
Marissa Tomeii’s nudity in "Before the Devil Knows Your Dead". Yes Marissa, you can work again, but you have to be naked. (She looks great by the way)
WHAT’S WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW…
Phillip Seymour Hoffman’s nudity in "Before the Devil Knows Your Dead". His ass almost completely blocked Marrisa’s first nude scene. His performance was unbelievable, but I honestly couldn’t eat any more popcorn after seeing that extremely white (surprisingly smooth) ass.
Wicked gay.
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