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Week 12 Picks, Thanksgiving, Manchester Monarchs
By Dan | November 24, 2007
Its all important Week 12 in the NFL, and here are the only picks you need to know:
Detroit over Green Bay. Green Bay is a fluke, and the Lions look ready for them after playing conservatively against the Giants on Sunday so that they could rest for this game. Look for the Lions to upset.
What’s that?
Oh, they already played….
…and they lost.
Well my other Turkey Day picks were Indy and Dallas, and 2 out of 3 aint bad.
Jags over Buff N’ Blow.
Cleveland over Houston.
KC over Oak-town
New York Ass Suck over Minnesota.
TB over Washington.
NO over Carolina.
Arizona over SF.
Whale’s Vagina over Baltimore.
New England over Philly to WIN THE AFC EAST!
Pittsburgh over Miami.
UPSETS PLEASE!!!!!!!
Rams over the Seahawks
Bengals over Titans
Broncos over Bears
I had a wonderful thanksgiving, thanks for asking. After I woke up I just went out to the back yard to work on my tan, then I watched the Lions get their ass kicked.
I got to have my favorite part of the turkey, the ass. There’s not much meat there, but if you’ve ever had it, it is indeed the juciest and most delicious part of the bird.
I notice a lot of people don’t eat the skin of the Turkey because they know its bad for them. Turkey skin is the cadillac of edible animal skins. Its so fatty, greasy and delicious that I can’t possibly thinking of having a Thanksgiving without it. I like to roll up a big wad of it and chew it like gum.
IT’S OK TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH ON….
Kendrick Perkins. Oh baby.
21 points against the Lakers last night? That’s insane! Looks like Perky-poos is shaping up to have a helluva year. Yet another reason to get gay witht he celtics in 2008.
Put the poster of Perkins on your wall and kiss it before you go to bed every night, it’s officially not gay.
OFF THE E-VITE LIST FOR GOOD….
The Manchester Monarchs. I gotta say, I liked the bars in Manchester, its a nice little minor league sports town. One bar I went to had hundreds of baseball cards underneath the glass. It was cool.
Verizon Wireless Arena is cool too. Its much bigger than the Lowell Devils arena, and has more restaurants surrounding it.
The Monarchs however, were GAWFUL. They have sparkly purple uniforms, their official program is called "ROAR", and they suck at hockey. Not all the monarchs, but the goalie sure sucked. The whole time I watched he couldn’t keep his stick on the ice, and the opposing team got it through the five-hole (my favorite hockey term) on three occasions.
Highly recommend a trip to Manch-vegas, just route for the team playing against the Monarchs, preferably the Devils.
WHAT’S HOT RIGHT NOW….
The Patriots, um, duh. Its not even December, and it looks like we’re gonna win the AFC East tomorrow.
And for all those people who say the Pats are running up the score, you’re dead wrong. Kicking field goals is running up the score, going for it on 4th down is giving the defense a chance to make a play, which they never do.
The Pats undefeated season is like having sex with Kobe Bryant. You can fight it all you want, but its gonna happen.
Yes, thats from Family Guy, I know.
WHAT’S WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW….
Cover Charges to get into crappy bars. If I pay a cover, there better be a good time inside. On wednesday night, there was a cover charge to get into the Wave. The Wave is a bar that no one goes to but me, has NO FOOD, and nothing to do inside. They had the balls to charge 7 dollars that night.
Wicked wicked wicked gay.
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