Week 15, The Mitchell Report, Oreo’s, and Level 5 Killstorm

It was all important week 14, and I was out sick with a painful sinus infection, so I negelected my blog fans and decided against posting.  I don’t think it really matters since this blog has as many readers as a jewish guy’s away message.

I went 13 for 16, which isnt bad, so lets hope I keep things rolling.

Here’s the picks for all important week 15:

Denver over Houston
Cincy over The San Fran Silly Nans
Tampa Bay over Shitlanta
Titans over KC
Seattle over Carolina
Green Bay over St. Louis
Baltimore over Miami
New England RIGHT HAND OF GAWD over the New York Suck ass
Saints over Zona
Cleveland over Buff N Blow
Indy over Oakland
Dallas over Philly
New York AssSuck over Redskins
Minnesota over Chicago

UPSETS please

Jags over Pittsburgh after the Steelers were HUMILIATED last sunday.  Plus, I’m likin that Jacksonville running game

Detroit over San Diego.  I must be retarded to keep picking the Lions

MAN-CRUSH OF THE WEEK-

Tom Brady.  You may see this guy in this section of the blog a lot, but when this man goes out of his way to punk out Anthony Smith by throwing numerous TD passes right over the kid it’s more than ok to go a little gay for him.  Looks like this man-crush may go on for a while, cause it looks like he’s gonna break some records in the upcoming weeks.  

OFF THE EVITE LIST FOR GOOD!-

Sen. Mitchell.  Doesn’t take to long to realize this report of his is a load of shit.  Eric Gagne accused of taking performance enhancing drugs????  Does any one else see the logical flaw in this?  Performance enhancing drugs are supposed to enhance performance.

WHAT’S WICKED HOT RIGHT NOW-

Double Stuff Mint Oreos.  I didn’t think it was possible to top double stuff oreos (without adding more stuff that is) but nabisco has found a way.  Cool mint double stuff oreos taste so good that they are extremely close to having the same taste as Girl Scout cookie thin mints.  No longer am I a slave to the once a year scamola that is girl scout cookie drive.  Thank you Cool Mint Double Stuff Oreos (you’re so HOT right now)

WHAT’S WICKED GAY RIGHT NOW-

Snowstorms.  This one tonight was pretty bad, but some people still don’t know what to do when driving in a snowstorm.  Crank up the Ozzy and take it slow.  I see so many people trying to speed it up on the highway during a storm only to swerve into a snow bank up ahead.  Where the fuck are you rushing to?  You got nowhere to go, quit bein an asshole.  

If people had Sirius radios, they wouldnt be in such a rush to get out of their cars.  

Wicked gay.