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NFL Divisional Playoff Picks, American Gladiators, Facebook
By Dan | January 14, 2008
Here are the picks for the divisional playoffs:
Pats over the Jags. The Jaguars scare me a little bit, but there’s no stoppin the pats. The Jags D may be able to stop Randy Moss, but I expect Brady to pass to Ben Watson in the endzone more, since no one’s gonna be looking for him. Projected score: Pats 31 Jags 20.
GB over Seattle. Old man Bret still has some gas in the tank. The Seahawks may come out fast and furious in the first quarter, but expect the Packers to dominate and for Grant to have a career game.
UPSETS: I expect San Diego to keep it close before losing their starting QB and Running Back before the fourth quarter, but look for them to take out the Colts.
NYG’s stingy defense will shut down TO and embarass Tony Romo. Giats Upset.
Now let’s just look in the paper……..i literally had no time to watch football this weekend…….ok, here it is…….yep, 4 out of 4. Perfect.
AFC Championship game: Pats over the Whale’s Vagina Chargers.
NFC Championship: Packers over the New York Suck-Ass.
What’s Wicked Hot Right Now: American Gladiators. I’m liking this show a lot more than I ever liked the old school version. I can’t beleive some people say the original was better. It’s the same fucking show, but has Layla Ali (lookin damn fine) and THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN as the hosts. 100 bucks says that Titan is gay. Anyone else think so?
What’s Wicked Gay Right Now: Me. Apparently I joined facebook this week without realizing that I set my profile to read "Interested in: Men." After getting ragged on by my friends, I quickly changed it to "Intersted in: Women." I’m not too embarassed about it, I mean, who doesn’t enjoy the company of men? Nothing like enjoying a glass of brandy and some cigars on the back porch with all the gentlemen attending my sophisticated dinner parties. Not my fault the women don’t reply or have their invitations lost in the mail or accidentally not sent at all. And wrestling naked is not gay, it’s called "Greco-Roman" style. And if having a good old fashined "sack-off" at the urinal during the intermission at the Celtics game is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
But anyways ladies, 100% heterosexual right here, so for all those guys who ‘poked’ me on facebook, I’m flattered, but no thanks.
(Totally intend to ‘gay it up’ for the sex and the city movie however.)
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