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champzilla v.2.0, celtics, red sox, st.patricks day at the nick
By Dan | March 19, 2008
I never thought champzilla.com would ever be up and running again, but here it is. Basically its a work in progress, but hopefully it’ll be easier to get more uniqe content on this site, and maybe get other bloggers to supply content too (Champ’s only one man).
So how’s this different from my livejournals? Well, its not. Its just more organized, and the new setup will make it much easier for me to write and provide you with stupid shit that no one could possibly use in real life.
So first things first. Let’s rip off phantom gourmet…
Top of the Fuckin’ Food Chain: Dunkin Donuts Sports Donuts
The donuts that are up for contention are: The official donut of the Boston Bruins, The official donut of the Boston Celtics, the official donut of the Boston Red Sox, and the official donut of the New England Patriots (seriously, those are the actual names of the donuts)
Dead Last- Believe it or not, its the New England Patriots donut. I enjoyed it but severely choked on the last bite. Just kidding, I punched myself in the balls for writing that. But seriously folks, it was the last donut I tasted of the four, but its never the same donut no matter where I get it. I had one at the Dunkin Donuts 24-Hour Drive-thru at Fresh Pond and it tasted ok. It was a strawberry frosted donut with red white and blue sprinkles. I got it at about 1 am, so it wasn’t terribly fresh, but it still got the job done. The next time I got it though it was completely different. It was a chocolate covered vanilla cake donut with red and blue sprinkles (no white), and it wasn’t very good at all. So which one is it Dunkin’s, make up your mind!
Not Un-Delicious…- The Bruins Donut. Now, I’m not a fan of chocolate frosted donuts, unless its a delicious Boston Creme donut, but the Bruins Donut was actually not that bad because of one awesome ingredient: the black jimmy. The yellow sprinkle was cool, but it was the black jimmy that intrigued me the most. Every New Englander knows that the multi colored sprinkles are called sprinkles, but dark sprinkles like brown ones are called ‘jimmies’, and baby, it doesn’t get any darker than the black jimmy. I remember seeing the black jimmy, and thinking what the black jimmy tasted like, and how I couldn’t wait for it to be in my mouth. The only real knock against the whole donut is that its named after Boston’s most inconsistent team. Gay.
Runner-up- The Red Sox donut. Nummy nummy num num nums. Strawberry frosted with red and blue sprinkles. This may have been the best tasting of the four, but points off for being pink. Jason Varitek is all man and only wears pink to raise awareness of breast cancer, but even then he secretly dies a little inside.
Um, yum.- Celtics Donut. Oh baby. Green and Gold Sprinkles on a vanilla frosted donut. Not only do a couple of these bad boys combined with some new dunkin hash browns make a quality New England breakfast, they seem to taste better when the Celtics kick the shit out of the state of Texas.
Speaking of which, here’s hoping we do the same to Dallas as we did to Houston and San Antonio. I’d love to see the entire state of Texas become the Celtics’ official bitch of the season.
College Hoops wise, I’m smelling the first 16 seed over 1 seed upset in history with Mount Saint Mary’s upsetting UNC. How great is that name?
Yep, that’s my Sox. Was anyone else beeming with pride today after the Sox refused to play if their coaches weren’t compensated for the Japan trip? Why the hell does Major League Baseball continue to stress that the globalization of the sport as one of their top priorities, but they don’t wanna shell out any money for it. Damn right we ain’t playin the gay-ass Blue Jays, Oakahashi Dragons, and Nagasaski Nano-robot cloud. Fuck yourself Selig, we the Red Sox and we do what we want!
St.Patricks Day at 21 Nickels was a great time. The food was excellent. The Salt and Pepper Wings are still the official wing of the blog, and now of the website, and the St.Patrick’s Day dinner was better than my mum’s. (Don’t worry, she can only read the large type when she spies over my shoulder) I have to say even though it was packed because of the holiday, the beers kept comin’, which made for a very good buzz. Hats off to 21 Nickels, official bar of Champzilla.com
MY MOTHER’S CHICKEN PARMASEAN WAS EXEMPLARY TONIGHT.
Man-crush of the week- Jason Varitek. Seeing him single handedly handle the press today for the whole boycott fiasco gave me goosebumps. He must be the best captain the sox ever had. Congratulations Varitek, its now officially Ok for guys to gay for you right now.
Special thanks to Webmaster Mike for doing such a great job with the new site. Keep checkin’ in, its gonna keep gettin better (or I’ll just get bored with it again, one or the other really.)
Topics: Drinking, Food, Man Crush, Products, Sports |
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