Archive for April, 2008
Champzilla.com presents “What’s Wicked Gay Right Now” no. XXIX
Friday, April 18th, 2008What’s wicked gay right now?
Music.
Yes, all of it.
I remember being so excited for music when I was in high school, but now I just don’t care.
Someone recently told me that I should see U23D because it’s so cool to watch U2 in 3D. I thought U2 was gay in 2D, what would they do in […]
Sarah answers your tough questions!
Friday, April 18th, 2008Dear Sarah,
I have always wondered why some vaginas are all inside and others have some outside. like peach lips vs bacon strips.
-Rusty Shackleford
Rusty,
I cant say that i’m a total vag expert. Most of the ones that I’ve seen have been on posters on the wall of my gynecologists office. You’re sitting there waiting for your […]
Lupi’s First Post- “S.T.Damn, thats funny!”
Wednesday, April 16th, 2008Yesterday I got a call from a friend telling me that one of our childhood acquaintances has Herpes.
I laughed my ass off. Not quite ROTFLMAO, but certainly LOL to be sure.
It’s one of those “funny until it happens to you” type of things. Like someone skiing into a tree, perhaps. Honestly, who does these things?
I […]
Man-Crush of the Week- April 14, 2008
Monday, April 14th, 2008Question: Is it still ok to be gay for Manny Ramirez?
Answer: Yes.
This guy is on fire this season, and he’s solidifying his place in history as one of the top ten Sox players ever. EVER! There’s no arguing this one ladies (racists), Manny’s a machine, and the Champzilla.com Man-Crush of the Week. So guys, if […]
Champzilla’s Balls Across America: Globalization of Baseball
Monday, April 14th, 2008If you look at Bud Selig’s agenda for the future of Major League Baseball, “Globalization” is right near the top. I’m sure it doesn’t seem like it since the Red Sox/Athletics Japan Trip almost didn’t happen since baseball was too cheap to pay coaches to travel across the planet, but the good intentions are […]
New Advice Column!
Saturday, April 12th, 2008The first of the new features on Champzilla.com is ready, and now you can get free advice for any problem right here! Email your questions and/or problems to sarah@champzilla.com and check back at the website real soon for a response.
Application to be Champ’s New Black Friend
Monday, April 7th, 2008It’s hard to beleive, as beloved as I am in the african-american community, I’ve yet to have a black friend enter my circle. Well it’s time for a change. If you’re black and somehow managed to find this site, why not apply for the position of my new black friend? (Note: […]
Champzilla.com needs writers!!!!
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Yeah, I know, I haven’t posted in forever, but hang in there.
If you, or anyone you know has an idea for a comedy blog about anything send it to dan@champzilla.com
WE NEED MORE CONTENT!!!!!!!!