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Man-Crush of the Week- April 14, 2008
By Dan | April 14, 2008
Question: Is it still ok to be gay for Manny Ramirez?
Answer: Yes.
This guy is on fire this season, and he’s solidifying his place in history as one of the top ten Sox players ever. EVER! There’s no arguing this one ladies (racists), Manny’s a machine, and the Champzilla.com Man-Crush of the Week. So guys, if you haven’t done so already, cut out a red contruction paper heart and glue your favorite Manny photo on there and look at it affectionately before you go to bed, because when a guy hits a home run with 2 rbis and does it in the ninth inning to WIN THE GAME it’s A-Ok to go gay for him.
Guys you can also go gay for this week are:
Tim Thomas, Goalie for the Boston Bruins– had the game of his career on Sunday as he looked outstanding in an overtime win against Montreal.
Steve Carell, lead actor on NBC’s The Office– was last Thurday’s episode one of the funniest episodes in television history? Brilliant, brilliant stuff.
Chris Paul, point guard for the New Orleans Hornets– Sorry KG. I want you focusing on winning #17, because Chris Paul is Champzilla.com’s pick for MVP.
Alexander Ovechkin, left winger for the Washington Capitals– Yeah, I’m still gay for you just because of game 1 and just the simple fact that you got your team in the playoffs, but you need to step it up in game 3, because the game 2 performance almost got you kicked off my man-crush list.
Manny Delcarmen, relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox– My second favorite Manny just keeps getting better and better. Look out guys, if we keep on getting gay for these guys as the season progresses we might be asking for a ’Manny Sandwich’ (Manny being Pastrami?)
Mike Timlin, relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox– Timlin gets a win against the Indians? Yes. That’s happening. Heck, why not just get all the Red Sox pitchers on this Man-Crush list! We should all be gay for these guys right now (ewww, not you Lester).
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