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By Sarah | April 16, 2008
Yesterday I got a call from a friend telling me that one of our childhood acquaintances has Herpes.
I laughed my ass off. Not quite ROTFLMAO, but certainly LOL to be sure.
It’s one of those “funny until it happens to you” type of things. Like someone skiing into a tree, perhaps. Honestly, who does these things?
I also find it funny because I feel that she deserves it…she always lied a lot, and maybe this is Karma kicking her in the ass. Parents should tell their kids not to lie, because someday it could make them have Herpes. That would be a pretty effective determent, I feel. In fact, can we get that bit added into the Bible? It would be a fitting update. While we’re at it, can we update that part about premarital sex as well? And the part about birth control, and gays going to Hell? It’s a new world people- get with the program!
I’d have to say that Herpes is definitely one of the funnier STDs. This is partly due to the corny commercials for Herpes treatments- “I have herpes, but I can still ride a bike!” Um…what’s the connection there? Actually now that I think of it, gonorrhea is a pretty funny name to say. It just rolls off the tongue. I only think Chlamydia is funny because another one of my friends contracted it from a random Canadian dude she met in a bar, and on my roommate’s sheets no less. Then she left the sheets in a ball for me to wash. This is the kind of disgusting shit that chicks pull. Karma rocks.
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