Archive for May, 2008
Champzilla’s Balls Across America: In Defense of the Peanut Guy at Fenway
Saturday, May 17th, 2008Have you ever gone to a ballgame and tried to figure out where the vendors fit on the “vendor totem pole”? I’m pretty sure that the most skilled vendors are on Hot Dog duty. They have to lug around the heaviest load and it seems to yield the most tips. Kettle Corn seems to be […]
Bulletpointed Movie Review: Iron Man
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Iron Man stars:
-Robert Downey Jr. who played Special Agent John Royce in “U.S. Marshals”, which is a rather forgettable role, but the performance which prompted Joe Pantoliano to utter one of my favorite movie quotes of all time– “The guy just broke my fucking glasses.” (Note: Quote happened after Robert Downey Jr’s character broke Mr. […]
Gay for a Day!
Monday, May 5th, 2008If Champzilla can have man-crushes, I might as well have lady-crushes.
I think men and women alike can agree that women are, in general, much nicer to look at than men. That being said, it’s quite possible for a woman to recognize and appreciate another woman’s beauty. Doesn’t mean we want to have pillow fights in […]
Champzilla’s Balls Across America: Dodger Stadium
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
Just got back from my Los Angeles/Las Vegas Trip last week, and think I’ve finally managed to recover from it. While Las Vegas is my favorite city in the whole wide world and probably the inspiration for hundreds of future posts, Los Angeles was an absolute shithole.
The traffic in Los Angeles is worse than anything […]