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Gay for a Day!
By Sarah | May 5, 2008
If Champzilla can have man-crushes, I might as well have lady-crushes.
I think men and women alike can agree that women are, in general, much nicer to look at than men. That being said, it’s quite possible for a woman to recognize and appreciate another woman’s beauty. Doesn’t mean we want to have pillow fights in our nighties. Although, given the chance, these are the women I would totally go lesbian for.
to make things simple, i’ll narrow it down to my hottest actress/singer/model.
Actress: Rachel Weisz
First I have to comment on her amazing range. Who else can do adventure/comedy (The Mummy), supernatural thriller (Constantine), romantic comedy (Definitely, Maybe) and some actual not-crappy movies (The Constant Gardener) and do it with amazing grace and style. I sort of take her to be a natural beauty, the kind that still looks elegant without tons of makeup. She doesn’t overdo her hair or overpluck her brows. She has a cute impish smile too. Also appears to have some womanly curves, and there is nothing wrong with that. She seems classy and cultured. We’d snog, then read poetry and cuddle.
Singer: Gwen Stefani
Lately she is constantly preggers, but long ago in a galaxy far, far away, in the days of No Doubt, she impressed upon me a cool rock-chick vibe. I guess punk can sometimes be sexy (is that the Suicide Girls appeal?) Eventually she would go anorexic for her solo career, but back in the day she was healthy and sporty. She seems like she’d be boss to hang out with. We’d snog, then smoke pot and play Frisbee.
Model: Adrianna Lima
Here is an exotic Brazilian beauty. She’s the Victoria’s Secret model who sports the angry face, sometimes to the point of looking evil. In a sexy sort of way. I fear that part of this is having a slightly messed-up grill, but honestly, with jugs like that, who’s looking at her teeth? She’s also purported to be very religious, and thus a virgin. God, I love the chase! We’d snog, then go to church and repent.
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