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Worst Playoffs Ever.
By Dan | January 3, 2009
Despite having an amazing 11-5 season with a high school QB and a bunch of nobodies, the New England Patriots don’t make the playoffs because of Fuckin’ Farve and Eric Mangina. Lame.
Because the entire West Coast of the United States sucked at football this year we have an 8-8 and 9-7 division winner playing home games this weekend.
Worst Playoffs Ever? I think so.
Predictions-
Atlanta Falcons (11-5) over the Arizona Cardinals (9-7)
Atlanta Falcons are white hot this season with the Rookie of the Year Matt Ryan at QB and the best Running Back in the playoffs Michael Turner. Arizona had a good start, but phoned it in in the second half of the season. Hats off to Edgerin James for declaring his wish to not return to the Arizona Cardinals next season. Bold move before the playoffs you moron. I hope you tear both quads in this game.
Indianapolis Colts (12-4) over the Whale’s Vagina Chargers (8-8)
The Chargers may have had the Colts number in past years, but this won’t be the case in this game. Tomlinson hurt his groin and the team is a pathetic 8-8 division winner. Peyton’s the MVP and leading the hottest team in football. Colts win big.
Philadelphia Eagles (9-6-1) over the Minnesota Vikings (10-6)
Minnesota’s offense has been inconsistent all season long. I can say the same about the Eagles, but they’ve been working their asses off as of late, and Westbrook is looking to show up AP on his home turf. Eagles take it.
Baltimore Ravens (11-5) over Miami Dolphins (11-5)
Tip of the hat to Miami for actually having a respectable offense this year. Too bad they have to go against the best defense in the league. Big Gay Ray and company take care of Dimpled Chad while Whacko Flacco does the rest by putting on an adequate performance.
That’s right. All the road teams will win in the first round. I’m so confident I put it in a nice little parlay to make these awful playoffs more exciting.
As for the rest of the playoffs, I’ll say they go something like this:
Ravens over Titans
Steelers over Colts
Giants over the Eagles
Panthers over Falcons
AFC Championship- Ravens over Steelers
NFC Championship- Panthers over Giants
SUPERBOWL 43- Carolina Panthers over the Baltimore Ravens
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