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Internet Abound with Rumors of Jack Red’s Death
By TheSexauer | July 15, 2009
NEW YORK (AP) –As if this is what the world of popular culture needs right now, rumors of the death of internet blogger/vlogger Jack Red are spreading like wildfire. Jack Red, who chooses this nom de plume over his own, is considered by some to be the next upcoming internet starlet - the likes of which we haven’t seen since Chris Crocker (”Leave Britney Alone”), Tay Zonday (”Chocolate Rain”), or Caitlin Upton (”2007 Miss Teen USA Miss South Carolina). Jack Red is best known for his Dark Knight Joker impressions, his knowledge of video games, and his affinity for the Nintendo’s “Zelda’s Adventure” in particular.
Tens of people across social networking websites such as Facebook and Twitter have been speculating on the cause of death, which range from auto-erotic asphyxiation to post concussion syndrome to anaphylactic shock. It is believed that Jack Red hails from the Buffalo, NY area. As of the publication of this article he could not be found.
Recently a string of celebrity deaths have shocked the pop culture world, starting with David Carradine and moving on to Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Horatio Sanz, and most recently with Billy Mays.
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