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« Previous EntriesThe Sportsman Diaries: Special Olympic Aquatics, Harvard University, Cambridge MA 6/19-6/20/2010
Sunday, June 20th, 2010
The way I came about being a Special Olympics swimming coach is pretty uninspiring.
I became a lifeguard and swim instructor after high school to make money for college. I wasn’t a competitive swimmer or anything, I was just naturally buoyant (Thanks, Burger King) and knew all the strokes. I’d love to make a joke about […]
Champzilla.com NFL Preview 2008
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008No, I didn’t forget. We’re one day away from the NFL season, and Champzilla.com arrives just in time (several weeks after the release of Sports Illustrated’s and ESPN the Magazine’s NFL Preview Isssues) to whet your pigskin appetite (or wet your pigskin vagina if you’re a Dolphins fan)
AFC East-
Sports Illustrated Sez: The New England Patriots
ESPN the […]
The 50 Greatest Things EVER (#50-41)
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008It occured to me recently that the only real way to bring traffic to the site is to make lists of things. Many bloggers have resorted to this, and its about time I did the same. Luckily for my readers I’m not going to write your average top ten list, I’m going to write a […]
What’s Wicked Gay Right Now no. XXX: Childbirth
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008
I just learned a couple of months ago that my best friend is having a baby.
I just learned a couple of weeks ago that one of my coworkers is having a baby.
I was really excited when I heard the news from both of them, but for my own selfish reasons. After hearing that both babies would […]
What’s Wicked Hot Right Now no.XXXII– Ghost Ride Your Whip!
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008Ghost Ride Your Whip! It’s what’s wicked HOT right now.
For those of you who aren’t as familiar with the language of the streets as me, your “whip” is slang for “your vehicle”, and ‘Ghost Riding’ is the art of putting your vehicle in drive while you and your friends exit and dance along side it (preferably […]
Where’s the Beef?
Sunday, June 29th, 2008Remember when McDonalds used to have balls? I don’t mean the balls in the PlayPlace areas, but the balls to deliver what gluttons wanted:
Arch Deluxe
McRib
Supersized Fries
Supersized Coke
The “Add-Bacon” Sandwich Option
Ever since “Super-Size-Me” came out, McDonalds has turned into a shell of its former self, and I for one am sick of it.
I got up this morning […]
Champzilla’s Balls Across America: Dodger Stadium
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
Just got back from my Los Angeles/Las Vegas Trip last week, and think I’ve finally managed to recover from it. While Las Vegas is my favorite city in the whole wide world and probably the inspiration for hundreds of future posts, Los Angeles was an absolute shithole.
The traffic in Los Angeles is worse than anything […]
Piss Poor Picks, Drinking in Lowell, Annoying Parents, and Sweet Nuts
Monday, October 15th, 2007So after 6 weeks I’m 60 percent on my picks, doin shitty in fantasy and am officially DEAD in my survival football pool. But the important thing is, the Pats are 6-0 baby!
I still don’t think 60 percent is bad, but I could be doing a lot better.
I hear that Tony Dungy is […]
Week Six Pix, Bartending School, Halloween, and Maybe Some Baseball
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
Week six in the NFL
The big game everyone is talking about is Dallas vs. New England. After barely beating Buff N’ Blow and turning over the ball six times, Dallas has decided to begin trash talk directed towards the class of the sports world. I’m so pissed that I’m predicting a shutout. […]
Champ’s Week 4 Picks, More on Girls B-Days, and HOT LESBIAN Lies
Friday, September 28th, 2007
It turns out that if you ignored all my week 3 advice you would have made a substantial amount of money. Here’s hoping week 4 is a little better.
Green Bay over Vikes. I’m liking Vikes defense, but the Packers have the second hottest offense in the NFC. Bret Farve, he’s so hot […]