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« Previous EntriesWhat’s Wicked Hot Right Now no.XXXII– Ghost Ride Your Whip!
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008Ghost Ride Your Whip! It’s what’s wicked HOT right now.
For those of you who aren’t as familiar with the language of the streets as me, your “whip” is slang for “your vehicle”, and ‘Ghost Riding’ is the art of putting your vehicle in drive while you and your friends exit and dance along side it (preferably […]
Where’s the Beef?
Sunday, June 29th, 2008Remember when McDonalds used to have balls? I don’t mean the balls in the PlayPlace areas, but the balls to deliver what gluttons wanted:
Arch Deluxe
McRib
Supersized Fries
Supersized Coke
The “Add-Bacon” Sandwich Option
Ever since “Super-Size-Me” came out, McDonalds has turned into a shell of its former self, and I for one am sick of it.
I got up this morning […]
Champzilla’s Balls Across America: Dodger Stadium
Saturday, May 3rd, 2008
Just got back from my Los Angeles/Las Vegas Trip last week, and think I’ve finally managed to recover from it. While Las Vegas is my favorite city in the whole wide world and probably the inspiration for hundreds of future posts, Los Angeles was an absolute shithole.
The traffic in Los Angeles is worse than anything […]
Piss Poor Picks, Drinking in Lowell, Annoying Parents, and Sweet Nuts
Monday, October 15th, 2007So after 6 weeks I’m 60 percent on my picks, doin shitty in fantasy and am officially DEAD in my survival football pool. But the important thing is, the Pats are 6-0 baby!
I still don’t think 60 percent is bad, but I could be doing a lot better.
I hear that Tony Dungy is […]
Week Six Pix, Bartending School, Halloween, and Maybe Some Baseball
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
Week six in the NFL
The big game everyone is talking about is Dallas vs. New England. After barely beating Buff N’ Blow and turning over the ball six times, Dallas has decided to begin trash talk directed towards the class of the sports world. I’m so pissed that I’m predicting a shutout. […]
Champ’s Week 4 Picks, More on Girls B-Days, and HOT LESBIAN Lies
Friday, September 28th, 2007
It turns out that if you ignored all my week 3 advice you would have made a substantial amount of money. Here’s hoping week 4 is a little better.
Green Bay over Vikes. I’m liking Vikes defense, but the Packers have the second hottest offense in the NFC. Bret Farve, he’s so hot […]
Champ’s Week 3 Picks, Girls’s Birthdays, and Hot Lesbian Action!
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
I decided that I should start off every blog from now on with my football picks, so just in case they hit, I can brag about it later.
My upset pick of the week is HOUSTON over Indy. I said it in the last blog, and I think I’ll stick with it even […]
More Football and Movies
Monday, September 17th, 2007
So I did very well on my picks this week. 12 out of 15 (possibly 16 tonight) with three of my upsets getting the job done. I picked the Packers because Bret Farve seems to be really enjoying his time on the field with his young team. I picked Arizona because I’m not buying Seattle […]
Movies and Brazilian Invasion
Saturday, September 15th, 2007It always seems to shock people when I tell them I see movies alone.
"You saw a movie by yourself? Why didn’t you ask someone to see it with you? Doesn’t it feel weird?"
Just imagine the shock that’s going to go through every reader of this blog (including you) […]
Britney, Twitter, More Football, and So and So
Monday, September 10th, 2007Nothing makes me more happy than when a Celebrity not only falls from grace, but does it on live TV. Last night we witnessed Britney Spears hit rock bottom. I thought she hit rock bottom when she hung her baby outside her convertible by its ankles while traveling at speeds of 110 mph. I thought […]
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