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An Open Entry for Mr. Coco Crisp
Saturday, June 28th, 2008Starting this evening (Saturday, June 28), Coco Crisp, center fielder for the Boston Red Sox, begins serving his 5-game suspension. He is serving such punishment for his role in the June 5 bench clearing brawl during a home game against the Tampa Bay Rays. According to MLB rules, a suspended player may take part in […]
Bulletpointed Movie Review: Iron Man
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Iron Man stars:
-Robert Downey Jr. who played Special Agent John Royce in “U.S. Marshals”, which is a rather forgettable role, but the performance which prompted Joe Pantoliano to utter one of my favorite movie quotes of all time– “The guy just broke my fucking glasses.” (Note: Quote happened after Robert Downey Jr’s character broke Mr. […]
New Advice Column!
Saturday, April 12th, 2008The first of the new features on Champzilla.com is ready, and now you can get free advice for any problem right here! Email your questions and/or problems to sarah@champzilla.com and check back at the website real soon for a response.
Application to be Champ’s New Black Friend
Monday, April 7th, 2008It’s hard to beleive, as beloved as I am in the african-american community, I’ve yet to have a black friend enter my circle. Well it’s time for a change. If you’re black and somehow managed to find this site, why not apply for the position of my new black friend? (Note: […]
Champzilla.com needs writers!!!!
Sunday, April 6th, 2008Yeah, I know, I haven’t posted in forever, but hang in there.
If you, or anyone you know has an idea for a comedy blog about anything send it to dan@champzilla.com
WE NEED MORE CONTENT!!!!!!!!
A Laminated Letter
Sunday, October 14th, 2007
Dear Original 81, Thanks for the heads up on the popcorn. You’re my bitch, Randy Fucking Moss