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Saturday, May 2nd, 2009I got a spam comment from my old LiveJournal page, and it was on this post. The comment was about some stupid spyware thing, but it gave me the oppurtunity to revisit this early gem. ‘Dead Israeli atheletes’? What was I thinking?
I’m sorry buddy.
I always thought in my head and in my heart that I would […]
Question!
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009So here’s the deal:
On my birthday the New Hampshire Fishercats (my favorite minor league team) are playing the Portland Sea Dogs (Double A Red Sox affiliate) in beautiful portland Maine, minutes away from the Shipyard Brewery (my favorite beer). On the same day the New England Revolution (my favorite soccer team) are playing in one […]
Champzilla Sportsman Diaries: FC Dallas @ New England Revolution, Gillette Stadium 4/4/09
Sunday, April 5th, 2009I had been excited for this game for quite some time now. For the past couple of weeks I had been looking at the design for the free scarf I was to receive at ‘free scarf night’ on the Revolution website. It looked so unique, completely different from my other scarves, a perfect addition to […]
Worst Playoffs Ever.
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009Despite having an amazing 11-5 season with a high school QB and a bunch of nobodies, the New England Patriots don’t make the playoffs because of Fuckin’ Farve and Eric Mangina. Lame.
Because the entire West Coast of the United States sucked at football this year we have an 8-8 and 9-7 division winner playing home […]
The Best AC/DC Song Titles That Never Where
Saturday, October 18th, 20081. Orange Discharge
2. Rock Atomic Blues
2. Lovely to Rock Your Lovin
4. Shock the Puss
5. Rock n Roll Unicycle
6. Brass Nuckle Withdrawel
7. Aston Martian
8. Hillbilly Hucklebuck
9. Cock Fights and Rooster Brawls
10. For Those About to Do Well (we tip our caps and give a nod of approval)
Overheard From the Sidelines at the Pats/Chiefs Game
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008Bill Belichick: Okay, it looks like Brady’s going to be out for the rest of the game. Cassel! Get over here!
Matt Cassel (with iPod buds in his ears): “I don’t care ’bout anything but yooooooouuuuuuuuuu………”
Bill Belichick: CASSEL!!!
Matt Cassel: Huh? Oh, yes sir!
Bill Belichick: Cassel, you’re in!
Matt Cassel: Yes, sir, right away. Cream and two sugar, […]
The 50 Greatest Things Ever (#40-31)
Saturday, August 16th, 2008#40- Drive Thru Anything. Not only is drive-thru the best way to get food, but now drive thru’s are used for pharmaceutical needs, banking, and– for most states south of the Mason Dixon Line– alcohol, firearms, and wedding chapels. The other day I had to go get money from my bank account at Bank of […]
CHAMPZILLA.COM BREAKING NEWS: Champzilla.com Hires Jack Red!!!!
Sunday, July 27th, 2008No, that headline isn’t a joke folks. We’ve got him.
It’s not every day that an aquisition of this magnitude comes to fruition, but the ‘Champzilla.com New Talent Initiative: The Search for New Talent (TM)’ has yielded the most coveted prospect in the entire blogging universe.
Jack Red, mostly known for his scathing video blogs in which […]
An Open Entry for Mr. Coco Crisp
Saturday, June 28th, 2008Starting this evening (Saturday, June 28), Coco Crisp, center fielder for the Boston Red Sox, begins serving his 5-game suspension. He is serving such punishment for his role in the June 5 bench clearing brawl during a home game against the Tampa Bay Rays. According to MLB rules, a suspended player may take part in […]
Bulletpointed Movie Review: Iron Man
Saturday, May 10th, 2008Iron Man stars:
-Robert Downey Jr. who played Special Agent John Royce in “U.S. Marshals”, which is a rather forgettable role, but the performance which prompted Joe Pantoliano to utter one of my favorite movie quotes of all time– “The guy just broke my fucking glasses.” (Note: Quote happened after Robert Downey Jr’s character broke Mr. […]