Petition
This is a Petition to:
Get an Official Boston Celtics Dancer for Brian Scalabrine
Being a Celtics fan I take a lot of pride in every member of my team, and I would hope that the Celtics organization feels the same way.
Unfortuntately, this does not appear to be the case. I have been to three home games this season and have noticed that the "Celtics Dancers" only represent the "popular" or "good" players on the team by sporting a Garnett, Pierce or Allen jersey as they do their sexy and arousing routines for the Boston fans.
My friends, there is a great injustice being held at the TD Banknorth Garden when a perfectly good red-haired Celtic Dancer does not proudly wear a Brian Scalabrine jersey on the parquet floor. It is time to make our voices heard and insure that appropriate representation is made for our 'little-engine-that-could' in the ranks of the Celtic Dancers.
We demand an official Brian Scalabrine Celtics Dancer NOW!!!!!
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Last 10 signatories
Sarah L., "Brian who?"Tom, "Scal for three... YES!!!"
Matt DeMedeiros1, "Yo Scal is da man he obviously should have a personal dancer."
Jason, "Hey, why not? While we're at it, send one of them down here to me. I'll take one from each of the 30 teams in the league."
casCELTIC
George Pappas, "Yes I do think we should have stricter automotive emission laws!"
Joe
Matt Sexauer, "Additional optional comment here"
roy knobbs, "Scalabrine should def have a dancer with his number. Or maybe he should just dance himself with his double d's. Or I'm not Roy Knobbs..."
Peter Woodaman, "scal blows.. soo bad.."